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Cutting the Old Testament Israelites a Break

Posted by fallenpastor | Posted in church, complaining, southern baptist, sunday school | Posted on 14-04-2012

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Cutting the Old Testament Israelites a Break

I grew up South­ern Bap­tist. Please don’t judge me too harshly.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard the story. About the Israelites wan­der­ing through the wilder­ness from Egypt to the Promised Land. It was a trip that should have taken a cou­ple of months. But because of their whin­ing, dis­obe­di­ence and poor atti­tude, God let them wan­der for a whole gen­er­a­tion until they reached their final destination.

Heck, even Moses messed up one time (actu­ally a few times) and wasn’t able to enter the promised land. Right before he died he could only view it from the heights of Mt. Pis­gah and grieve over the sin that kept him out.

Now, let me tell you how the Israelites’ sin is usu­ally dis­cussed in South­ern Bap­tist Sun­day schools:

“These peo­ple were being led by God. Yet every day they found some­thing new to com­plain about. They had God sent manna from heaven, God lead­ing the way, solid lead­er­ship and had been set free from the slav­ery of Egypt. Yet, they some­how found a way to com­plain about something.”

Of course, after years of this indoc­tri­na­tion, you begin to think two things. First, you think, “Silly Israelites. How could they ever com­plain? They have God. What a bunch of whiners!”

That charge is burned into you for a long time as a South­ern Bap­tist. It sure is easy to think that when you’re 12, sit­ting in Sun­day School while eat­ing a donut and wear­ing a clip on tie. It’s always eas­ier to judge peo­ple when you have 2020 hind­sight and are read­ing the story of peo­ple who have already expe­ri­enced the pain.

The sec­ond thing you think is this: “If that had been me, I would have been a faith­ful fol­lower of God. I would’ve fol­lowed that pil­lar of fire to the ends of the earth and never complained.”

Yeah, right. Think about it for a moment. Thou­sands of peo­ple pil­grimag­ing out of the land they grew up in, some of the elderly, some preg­nant, all of them just wit­ness­ing the plagues of Egypt first hand, not sure where they’re going, some dying along the way, no shower stalls avail­able, hot sun dur­ing the day, cold nights, etc.

I had a stern rev­e­la­tion the other day that slapped my Sun­day School right­eous­ness out of me. I’ve men­tioned my hobby before — geo­caching. It’s like a world wide trea­sure hunt. You use a GPS enabled device to find lit­tle con­tain­ers peo­ple have hid­den. Some are really easy to find and some are more chal­leng­ing. Chances are there are some near your house. The iPhone has a geo­caching app for begin­ners if you’re inter­ested. Some have lit­tle toys for the kids to find in them and they have a log to sign in them to show you’ve been there. It’s free and it’s a lot of fun.

One of the joys of geo­caching is to be the first to find a cache some­one has hid­den. I hadn’t been the first to find yet and I saw a new cache had been pub­lished at the Land Between the Lakes National Park near our home. Did I say near? I thought it was near. On the drive there, I remem­bered it was about an hour and a half. But that’s okay. It was about find­ing the cache first.

When I finally arrived at LBL, I found a place to park on a side road and real­ized the geo­cache was a mile hike into the woods. Now, a dis­claimer. I am a rabid indoors­man. I really don’t like going out­doors a lot. Mow­ing the lawn isn’t my thing. But I fig­ured I’d find a trail and walk right up to it. In real­ity, there was a game trail. For those who don’t know, a game trail is a trail that five peo­ple walk down a year and deer use reg­u­larly. I was able to fol­low it pretty well.

In about an hour, I found the cache and signed the log. That was after slid­ing down a ravine, tak­ing six breaks and being thank­ful I had brought a bot­tled water with me. That was on the way in.

On the way out, I spilled my water. I found the trail, I thought, and started walk­ing. In cir­cles. For a while. Down a ravine (not the same one I had gone down on the way in). I went up a steep hill (very steep). Stopped 20 times to rest. Three hours later, I had to admit I was lost. On my last rest, I looked down and saw a deer tick on my shoe. I’ve never had a deer tick on me. I com­plained. Loudly.

I then real­ized I had been com­plain­ing out loud for the past three hours. I’m sure nature was get­ting tired of my loud com­plain­ing. I was prob­a­bly killing trees with my whining.

Then it hit me. I had only been in the stink­ing woods for four hours and I was already a ram­pant whiner/​complainer. My mind set­tled on the Israelites and how I had become so judg­men­tal toward them while I was in Sun­day School. They had a right to com­plain, I thought. Dar­nit, if I had been there, wan­der­ing through the desert, I would have been the worst of them:

“Moses, are we there yet? When are we stop­ping for water? Did you see the size of that snake? Does any­one have a camel I can ride?”

I did even­tu­ally find my way out as my com­plain­ing turned to severe prayers for help. I was cov­ered in sweat, exhausted and weak. When I got home, we pulled thirty deer ticks off me. They were crawl­ing inside my shirt and shoes. It was lovely.

But at that point, I decided not to com­plain. I knew a whole bunch of peo­ple who had been through worse. And I had a new found admi­ra­tion for them.

I grew up Southern Baptist. Please don’t judge me too harshly.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard the story. About the Israelites wandering through the wilderness from Egypt to the Promised Land. It was a trip that should have taken a couple of months. But because  of their whining, disobedience and poor attitude, God let them wander for a whole generation until they reached their final destination.

Heck, even Moses messed up one time (actually a few times) and wasn’t able to enter the promised land. Right before he died he could only view it from the heights of Mt. Pisgah and grieve over the sin that kept him out.

Now, let me tell you how the Israelites’ sin is usually discussed in Southern Baptist Sunday schools:

“These people were being led by God. Yet every day they found something new to complain about. They had God sent manna from heaven, God leading the way, solid leadership and had been set free from the slavery of Egypt. Yet, they somehow found a way to complain about something.”

Of course, after years of this indoctrination, you begin to think two things. First, you think, “Silly Israelites. How could they ever complain? They have God. What a bunch of whiners!”

That charge is burned into you for a long time as a Southern Baptist. It sure is easy to think that when you’re 12, sitting in Sunday School while eating a donut and wearing a clip on tie. It’s always easier to judge people when you have 20/20 hindsight and are reading the story of people who have already experienced the pain.

The second thing you think is this: “If that had been me, I would have been a faithful follower of God. I would’ve followed that pillar of fire to the ends of the earth and never complained.”

Yeah, right. Think about it for a moment. Thousands of people pilgrimaging out of the land they grew up in, some of the elderly, some pregnant, all of them just witnessing the plagues of Egypt first hand, not sure where they’re going, some dying along the way, no shower stalls available, hot sun during the day, cold nights, etc.

I had a stern revelation the other day that slapped my Sunday School righteousness out of me. I’ve mentioned my hobby before – geocaching. It’s like a world wide treasure hunt. You use a GPS enabled device to find little containers people have hidden. Some are really easy to find and some are more challenging. Chances are there are some near your house. The iPhone has a geocaching app for beginners if you’re interested. Some have little toys for the kids to find in them and they have a log to sign in them to show you’ve been there. It’s free and it’s a lot of fun.

One of the joys of geocaching is to be the first to find a cache someone has hidden. I hadn’t been the first to find yet and I saw a new cache had been published at the Land Between the Lakes National Park near our home. Did I say near? I thought it was near. On the drive there, I remembered it was about an hour and a half. But that’s okay. It was about finding the cache first.

When I finally arrived at LBL, I found a place to park on a side road and realized the geocache was a mile hike into the woods. Now, a disclaimer. I am a rabid indoorsman. I really don’t like going outdoors a lot. Mowing the lawn isn’t my thing. But I figured I’d find a trail and walk right up to it. In reality, there was a game trail. For those who don’t know, a game trail is a trail that five people walk down a year and deer use regularly. I was able to follow it pretty well.

In about an hour, I found the cache and signed the log. That was after sliding down a ravine, taking six breaks and being thankful I had brought a bottled water with me. That was on the way in.

On the way out, I spilled my water. I found the trail, I thought, and started walking. In circles. For a while. Down a ravine (not the same one I had gone down on the way in). I went up a steep hill (very steep). Stopped 20 times to rest. Three hours later, I had to admit I was lost. On my last rest, I looked down and saw a deer tick on my shoe. I’ve never had a deer tick on me. I complained. Loudly.

I then realized I had been complaining out loud for the past three hours. I’m sure nature was getting tired of my loud complaining. I was probably killing trees with my whining.

Then it hit me. I had only been in the stinking woods for four hours and I was already a rampant whiner/complainer. My mind settled on the Israelites and how I had become so judgmental toward them while I was in Sunday School. They had a right to complain, I thought. Darnit, if I had been there, wandering through the desert, I would have been the worst of them:

“Moses, are we there yet? When are we stopping for water? Did you see the size of that snake? Does anyone have a camel I can ride?”

I did eventually find my way out as my complaining turned to severe prayers for help. I was covered in sweat, exhausted and weak. When I got home, we pulled thirty deer ticks off me. They were crawling inside my shirt and shoes. It was lovely.

But at that point, I decided not to complain. I knew a whole bunch of people who had been through worse. And I had a new found admiration for them.

Comments (5)

A rabid indoorsman? That is brilliant!

I agree that the Israelites are painted in a “what were they thinking/how could they not trust God” picture, not just with Southern Baptists, but Presbyterian/Christian Reformed/Pentecostal churches as well.

Even look at the disciples that hung around Jesus for years, but still didn’t get it (his mission.) All the teachings, the miracles they witnessed, they still didn’t comprehend the suffering Messiah component of the story.

It’s easy for us to say foolish people, but as your outdoor experience reveals, it’s easy for us to switch on the complain button.

Hope you’re doing and feeling well, and have a blessed weekend!

Great stuff, Mike, as always. It’s interesting how our views change as we mature, I suppose. God is a longsuffering God and I’m sure glad He is!

We are a “nation of whiners.” So was ancient Israel. So is modern Islam. And every other culture. I think it is the human condition. As Mike said, even Jesus was amazed at the unbelief of his disciples who were witnesses to miracle after miracle.

It is hard not to complain…. I have tried to calm down, take a deep breath, and be patient. It takes practice, though.

Very funny! I don’t know though, if that was your first tic and you grew up southern, what in the world did you do when you were younger? :) I had one stuck on my head when I was in, oh I’d say the 3rd grade. The nasty thing got to be almost the size of a marble before my teacher found it during a lice check. How embarrassing was that? Yeah, I knew it was there before hand, but I was scared to death to tell anyone. The tic was probably close to releasing from my head on his own. I know for a fact, there wasn’t much more could have fit in his belly. He could have just let go, rolled off, and bounced down the sidewalk. Anyway, tics are the worst sort of bug, and I actually like bugs (and so do my kids). Btw, thx for the geo game…that looks really cool, and I think I’ll try it out. Something about standing somewhere someone else did really moves me. I think it’s similar to the way I feel about the Indians (American).

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